1 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:09,650 Can you read me? 2 00:00:10,930 --> 00:00:11,930 What do I need? 3 00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:16,730 You okay? 4 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:18,110 I have a boyfriend. 5 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:22,310 And you've been having a fucking affair this whole time? 6 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:26,450 Come on, we haven't had sex in almost a year. Oh, it's all my fault. I didn't 7 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:27,710 say that. I literally just did. 8 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:29,230 So it didn't go well then? 9 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:33,450 Well, I've got all my shit in the back of my car, so it's well as expected. 10 00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:35,490 I just want you to be happy. 11 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:38,930 It's okay to feel lost. 12 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:42,950 Sometimes it clears the path for new things to happen. 13 00:01:21,789 --> 00:01:23,170 So, this is the day. 14 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:24,770 I love that. 15 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:29,450 Do we have a game plan? 16 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:35,150 Listen, I've got a list, but I am prone to impulse. We could end up with a lot 17 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:36,390 of spontaneous purchases. 18 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:39,810 You need me to reign you in, just so I know the ground rules here? 19 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,010 I mean, you can try. 20 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:44,690 You'll never convince me in a moment, though. Everything is an amazing video. 21 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:55,940 Mike says fucking great. 22 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:02,240 Do you have reception? 23 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,860 Just going to no bars. 24 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:08,180 Oh, man. 25 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,160 You think they do this on purpose? 26 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:15,220 What, create huge shells of metal and concrete to block reception so you can't 27 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:16,520 look at your phone and compare prices? 28 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,060 Probably. 29 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:19,940 They do have free Wi -Fi. 30 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:23,540 Ew, I don't use public Wi -Fi. You don't use public Wi -Fi, do you? 31 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,918 It's free. 32 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,600 Public Wi -Fi is like public toilets. 33 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:28,920 You stay out. 34 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,400 Oh, you don't use public toilets, do you? Of course. 35 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:37,100 But guys don't have to sit down. No surface contact. 36 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:38,960 What a charmed life you lead. 37 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,820 Oh, cutlery. 38 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,380 Fifteen bucks. 39 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,180 Done. 40 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,740 Do you think this couch is me? 41 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:54,999 Could be. 42 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Might be. 43 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,620 You never know until you try it. 44 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,720 I think that pineapple is staring at you. 45 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,020 Yeah. 46 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,520 Do you owe him money or something? 47 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,980 Hey, thanks, Dad. 48 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:14,440 I'm so sorry. He's got ADHD. 49 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,138 It's fine. 50 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:17,300 I'm a big fan of pineapple. 51 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,520 It has a lot of health benefits. 52 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:24,200 They had a back -to -school dress -up day, which was supposed to be job 53 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,040 Do you want to be a pineapple when you grow up? 54 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,640 No. The suit's from last year's fruit day. 55 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:32,680 He didn't want to be the only kid not dressing up, but he doesn't know what he 56 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,680 wants to be. 57 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:34,759 It's okay. 58 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,760 None of us do. 59 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,180 There are worse things to be than a pineapple. 60 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,200 I believe you could do it. 61 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:49,950 Can we stay here forever? 62 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,470 No. 63 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:53,730 Come on. 64 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:02,270 Everyone has ADHD these days. Is anyone still just a rude, weird arsehole? 65 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:07,370 You calling that little pineapple an arsehole? No, he was cute enough. But 66 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:10,710 him be weird and awkward and see what happens. He could turn out to be really 67 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,550 fun. These are very nice. 68 00:04:14,769 --> 00:04:18,209 18 pieces for 40 bucks. That is very good. 69 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,550 Should I get two? 70 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:20,889 For dinner parties? 71 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:22,170 How many friends do you have? 72 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,430 I don't have any friends. 73 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:28,370 But I use all my dishes, and I like clean things. I just don't like cleaning 74 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,370 things. 75 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:31,850 That sounded pathetic. 76 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:36,830 I'm not a loser, okay? I have friends, I think. 77 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:39,870 How many friends do you have? 78 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:41,930 Let me see. 79 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,110 None. I don't have any friends. 80 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:49,810 Really? I mean, I used to have a drink with people from school once a year and 81 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:52,830 work friends like Helen, but now I don't really hang out with anyone. 82 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:54,170 Yeah, me neither. 83 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:56,450 We're losers. 84 00:04:57,770 --> 00:05:01,710 I mean, I don't really feel like a loser, do you? Yes, I do. 85 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:06,950 How do we not have any friends? We're amazing people. I would love to be 86 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:07,950 with us. 87 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,500 This article says that millennials have the least amount of friends of all the 88 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,140 generations. What did you search? 89 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,300 Why don't I have any friends? 90 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,780 Are you getting a signal? 91 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:33,260 I'm on the Wi -Fi. 92 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,520 27 % of millennials have no close friends. 30 % have no best friends. 93 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,820 20 % report having no friends at all. 94 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,020 I like the worst segment of that. 95 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:49,320 Overall, 30 % of millennials report feeling often or always lonely. 96 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:52,260 Significantly higher than other generations. 97 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,320 Do you feel lonely? 98 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,840 Yeah. 99 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,360 I do. 100 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,760 Sometimes. 101 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,980 Ooh. Bachelor. 102 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:08,580 $1 .50. 103 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:13,140 Or I could get two for $6. As an accountant? 104 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:15,180 I mean, it's more, but you get two. 105 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,960 That's two meals before I have to do the dishes. 106 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,340 Well, why not two of the cheap ones? 107 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:23,570 These ones have solid acacia wood handles. 108 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,290 Is that good? 109 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,410 Sounds good. 110 00:06:28,190 --> 00:06:29,950 Well, it sounds like you already know what you want. 111 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:32,790 Hey, I'm cheap, but I'm easily swayed. 112 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:36,570 And these could end up with your spatulas too if you play your cards 113 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,770 Well, I love the wood ones. 114 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,050 Really? Me too. 115 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:42,290 Good choice. 116 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:48,910 How is this display bed so much nicer than mine? 117 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,110 Well, next payday, I'm getting a new bed. 118 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:54,350 Or a deposit on one. 119 00:06:56,370 --> 00:06:57,530 Are you a spooner? 120 00:06:58,450 --> 00:06:59,450 Do you need me to pay? 121 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:03,390 I never turn my back on anybody. That's how they get you. 122 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,110 Good. 123 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,070 I'm more of a turn -me -in -the -middle kind of guy. 124 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:14,650 This is nice, right? 125 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,570 They're real people, actually, Spade. 126 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,390 I'm sure some people do somewhere. 127 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,810 We've been swapping left and right these past few weeks. 128 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,230 What side do you naturally sleep on? 129 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:32,350 Traditionally, I fall on the left. Uh -oh. 130 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,750 Me too. 131 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:35,990 Well, flip you for it? 132 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,290 Do you have a coin? 133 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:38,370 I have an app. 134 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:44,150 Installed? Mm -hmm. How often do you use that? Oh, you'd be surprised how often 135 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,150 I use it. 136 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:46,730 Okay. 137 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:48,370 Heads or tails? 138 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,450 Tails. 139 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:50,610 Interesting. 140 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:55,990 My phone died. 141 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:57,850 Didn't you charge it on the way? 142 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:00,610 Hey, this is my workhorse. 143 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:05,450 Texts, emails, notes, research. My entire life is on this thing. 144 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,150 And I forgot to charge it last night. 145 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,610 How often do you charge yours? 146 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,590 Like once every couple of days. 147 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,650 What a life you live. 148 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:16,230 It's okay. 149 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,400 I have to charge up. 150 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,600 Dead? I forgot to charge the charger. 151 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,240 Okay, let's keep it moving. 152 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:34,799 Still no reception. 153 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,980 This is like a horror movie. 154 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,909 Big maze, no phone signal. 155 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,270 You should have looked for the old man at the gas station. 156 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:46,130 He did say a lot of people go missing around these parts. 157 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:47,550 Pull yourself together. 158 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:50,570 Focus. We've got to get to higher ground to see if we can get a signal. 159 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:51,990 Come on. 160 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:19,360 Oh, my God. 161 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,420 You idiot. 162 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 I'm your idiot. 163 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:28,220 I like this, but I don't see the bin in this color. 164 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:32,680 Why don't you just get a different color bin? Have you been paying any attention 165 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,120 to my card? I've got a color scheme going on here. 166 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:37,820 Change of plans. 167 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,040 What about black? 168 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,160 Do you see your toothbrush parked in a black toothbrush holder? 169 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,200 The black is a bit too intense. 170 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,940 What about the aqua one? 171 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:50,290 Turquoise, but yeah, I like it. 172 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,490 Good choice. 173 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,090 But now we have to redo the whole thing. 174 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,330 Do you even need a bit in the bathroom? Do you know anything about women? 175 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,310 You're really throwing up red flags here, dude. 176 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:03,950 Red flags to look for when dating a new man. 177 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,250 This should be good. 178 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:07,850 He's over 30 and still lives with his parents. 179 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,950 Technicality, grandparents, or is that work? 180 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,229 I don't think so. 181 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:15,130 I think you've got a pretty sweet set up going on. It's kind of separate from 182 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,130 the main house. 183 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,800 I'll give you a pass on this one. Well, thank you. 184 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,900 When was this quiz written? 185 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:27,240 1980. You can barely afford the rent on this new place. That's a red flag, and 186 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,820 we are all fucked in this economy. 187 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:31,700 He seems a little too perfect. 188 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,520 We'll see. 189 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,100 He promotes an alpha attitude. 190 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,060 Mm -mm. 191 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,020 He spends more time with his friends. 192 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,660 Oh, God, they're really digging in the boot, huh? 193 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,229 Pass. 194 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,350 Are you allowed to do that? 195 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,230 Well, it's not stealing. It's going to be mine in a minute. 196 00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:57,830 He is not emotionally open. 197 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,330 See, I don't really get that. What does that even mean? 198 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:04,850 Well, I think it just means you're forthcoming and honest about your 199 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,710 I mean, I feel like I've been pretty honest with you so far, haven't I? 200 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:09,930 Yeah, you have, as far as I know. 201 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,470 Did you want me to tell you every single thing that I'm feeling? 202 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,260 Because I've done the open book thing before, and it's never really worked 203 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,480 That's interesting. 204 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,820 Unpack that for me. 205 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:25,220 I mean, I do this thing where I understand people pretty quickly, and 206 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,520 express my observations in an open -hearted way, they tend to get mad. 207 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,140 It doesn't really sound like you're being emotionally honest about yourself, 208 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,780 though. It sort of just sounds like you're talking at people, which sort of 209 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,780 sounds a bit rude. 210 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,780 Noted. 211 00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:48,590 He's over 30 and never had a long -term relationship. 212 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:50,270 Oh, go. 213 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:51,890 What was your longest relationship? 214 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:53,589 Five years. 215 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:54,590 Wait, what? 216 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:56,950 When? 25 to 30. 217 00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,210 What happened? 218 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,730 Kind of just played itself out. 219 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:04,590 Oh, come on. You have to give me more than that. 220 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,590 What was she like? What was her name? 221 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:12,790 Did you ever get engaged at any point? Come on, you have to give me something. 222 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:16,270 Her name was Sam, and she was great. 223 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:19,150 It wasn't her fault, and no, we were never engaged. 224 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,070 How? 225 00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,330 Sorry, this is none of my business. 226 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,990 No, it's fine. I just never really asked. 227 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,290 It shouldn't have gone on for as long as it did. 228 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:34,470 I knew it wasn't really going to last, and it wasn't really fair on her. 229 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,530 How do you know? 230 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,510 I mean, you just know, right? 231 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,370 Yep. 232 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,310 Okay, so, longest relationship? 233 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:49,650 No. Excuse me, this is a red flags for dudes quiz. 234 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:50,990 That's fair. 235 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,430 Okay, fine. 236 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,230 Two years with David. 237 00:12:57,630 --> 00:13:01,310 But by circumstance, we got a little locked in by the old pandemic. 238 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:03,830 And what about before that? 239 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,390 Yes, it's a couple of months. 240 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:10,950 Really? A couple of months? Is that it? 241 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,180 Wait, am I the red flag here? 242 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,360 He avoids talk of commitment and remains elusive about the future. Well, I did 243 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,780 ask you to marry me, didn't I? 244 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,840 But that has been a problem in the past. 245 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,180 David asked me to marry him after a year. 246 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,400 Really? What was your answer? 247 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:42,230 Nothing. I just ran to the bathroom and he never brought it up again. 248 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,470 He has a history of cheating. 249 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,430 Never. Never? 250 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,450 Hmm. 251 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,010 Half, obviously. 252 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,690 But never before. 253 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,690 Have you ever been cheated on? 254 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:58,310 Nope. Or I don't think so, not that I know of. 255 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,750 I have. 256 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:01,170 Well, I'm not going to do that. 257 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:02,750 You know, that's what they all say. 258 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,950 Yeah, but I'm not them. I'm me. 259 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,810 You know, I didn't even have a proper boyfriend until after high school. 260 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,280 I find that hard to believe. 261 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:11,340 Well, believe it. 262 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,780 And when I did, I got the big fish, the most popular guy at school. 263 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,320 The captain of the football team? 264 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,980 No. The thing about my school is that the douchebags were the cool kids. 265 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,760 It was so dumb. 266 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:29,420 I was just so over the moon that he had picked me, that somebody had picked me. 267 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,880 I'd been a real nobody at school. 268 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,600 Come on. No, it's true. Anyone will tell you. 269 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:39,040 And they'll all tell you how lucky I was. And I believed it. 270 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,180 I was somebody for like three months. 271 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,940 And he was cheating on me the entire time. And everyone knew. 272 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,180 And they still said I was lucky. 273 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,940 Because I was a public girlfriend. 274 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,360 How fucked up is that? 275 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,100 What's up there? 276 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,620 I know it was with my sister. 277 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,560 What? 278 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:03,300 Yeah, I come from a town where everyone fucks everyone and nobody gets out 279 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,300 alive. 280 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,560 Except you. 281 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640 Did I though? 282 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Still talk to her? 283 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:16,000 Not if I can avoid it. A couple of times a year. Five minutes on birthdays and 284 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 things. 285 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,120 They have a kid now. 286 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:19,540 They? 287 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,040 Yeah, they're still together. They're married. 288 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,640 Holy shit. Yeah. 289 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,040 It's fine though. 290 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,440 They were built for that place. 291 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:33,460 I dodged a bullet and they seem happy, I think. 292 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:34,569 But still. 293 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,030 Yeah, but still. 294 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:39,950 All right. 295 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:43,190 These are serial data with little or no gaps between relationships. 296 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,430 Okay, you know what? This quiz is fucking stupid. 297 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:52,670 If everyone uses a yardstick to decide and define their relationships, it's no 298 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:55,310 wonder everyone is alone and miserable. 299 00:15:55,850 --> 00:16:00,030 I mean, who can pass this shit? We failed half of this stupid quiz. 300 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,350 And yet here we are. 301 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,700 Here we are. 302 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,960 Yeah, fuck them. 303 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,620 28, 29. 304 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,120 This one. 25. 305 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,020 Oh! 306 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:28,540 Dang, that's heavy. 307 00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,129 You're welcome. 308 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:46,110 So this is my shout. 309 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,270 This is the best day ever. 310 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:55,130 So, I've been making my way through your reviews and articles. 311 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,349 Uh -oh. 312 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,350 Very funny. 313 00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,070 Thank you. 314 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:02,170 No, I knew you were, like, funny in real life and everything, but... 315 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:03,920 You're a great writer, too. 316 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,359 That's very nice of you. 317 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,300 And I read your short story. 318 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:09,780 Wait, what? 319 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,000 My short story? 320 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:14,060 How did you... You've been cyber -stalking me. 321 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,480 Yeah, you inspired me. Did you not troll through my social media and find out 322 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,200 everything you could about me? Fair enough. 323 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:22,980 Didn't know you were an award -winning author. 324 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,720 Oh, second place. 325 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,380 Do you have a trophy? 326 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,480 I've got a certificate. 327 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,180 That's an award. 328 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,530 The whole contest folded a year later. I think the bar was getting pretty low. 329 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:38,710 You good? 330 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,050 Thank you. 331 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,130 Thanks. 332 00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,030 I loved it. 333 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:47,610 And the air was filled with coconut smoke and the dense tang of a hundred 334 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:48,770 clashing fragrances. 335 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,850 That's my favourite line. 336 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,530 Thank you. 337 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:56,970 You get paid to do what you do, which would stand to reason that you're good 338 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:57,970 it, right? 339 00:17:58,870 --> 00:17:59,990 You're really good at it. 340 00:18:00,419 --> 00:18:04,480 Okay, is this going to be one of those you're too good for what you're doing 341 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,800 things? No, I'm just letting you know that I think you're great at what you 342 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,200 Thank you. 343 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:20,400 So, are you 344 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,780 good at accounting? 345 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,480 Yep, but I'm not going to make you read a bunch of spreadsheets. 346 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,520 What you do is quantifiable. 347 00:18:31,389 --> 00:18:33,030 entertaining talent, people like that. 348 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,250 I almost had one of those. 349 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:45,710 Had one what? 350 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,070 A kid. 351 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:49,490 Really? 352 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,830 Right at the start of lockdown. 353 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,490 Oh. Now, I was probably pregnant the last time I saw you and I didn't even 354 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,229 it yet. 355 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,230 Oh, wow. 356 00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,330 Yeah. 357 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,640 Good thing that you didn't hit on me then, huh? 358 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,280 What happened? 359 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,220 It didn't take. 360 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,920 I miscarried after 15 weeks. 361 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:14,160 I've got a septate uterus. 362 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,560 A what? 363 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,400 My uterus is like a nose. It has a septum running through the middle. 364 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,660 Wow. Never heard of that before. 365 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,300 Yeah, neither had I. 366 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:30,030 But I'm hopefully going to get it fixed now that elective surgeries are back on. 367 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,590 But don't worry, you're not going to be saddled with some vaginal freak show or 368 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,590 something. 369 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:43,890 I did ask the doctor if I could ever have kids and he said, we'll see. 370 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:48,090 That's a very cool thing to carry around at 35. 371 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:50,910 I'm sorry. 372 00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:53,610 Did that happen to you? It is what it is. 373 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,300 That's what they say, right? 374 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:58,980 Something like that. 375 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,380 Can I be honest? 376 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:12,960 This is such a horrible thing to say, but I was actually kind of relieved. 377 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,520 How did David take it? 378 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,060 Very cavalier. 379 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,080 Very pragmatic. 380 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,340 I mean, he is a doctor after all. 381 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:27,190 He was like, it's okay, just wasn't meant to be. 382 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:32,350 And I was like, this whole fucking thing isn't meant to be. 383 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:36,630 And I knew there and then, I think he did too. 384 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,870 But we stayed in it anyway. 385 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:43,210 I've always been really scared of being alone. 386 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:48,470 And then the pandemic hit and suddenly everyone is isolated. 387 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,270 I mean, I didn't... 388 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,720 Even see anyone really other than David for like two years. 389 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,060 And so I was scared of leaving him because I didn't want to be truly alone. 390 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:06,840 But I was still lonely even when I was with him. 391 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:15,180 After we lost the baby, I don't think either of us wanted to lose anything 392 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,740 I don't think human beings are meant to be stuck at home alone. 393 00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:28,100 I think we're meant to be out in the world, living, getting meatballs at 394 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,820 A kid would be like over a year now. 395 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:42,940 I mean, can you imagine me with a kid? I can barely take care of myself. 396 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 the story. 397 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:06,120 There's your out if any of that is a deal breaker for you. 398 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,480 It's not a deal breaker for me. 399 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,600 Even after all that? 400 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,320 Especially after all that. 401 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,720 As far as gold things go, you're doing fine. 402 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:39,730 What's up? 403 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:48,190 Antonio quit as CEO and his company just shut down the entire online publishing 404 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:49,190 section. 405 00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:57,130 I think I just lost my job.